Guitar Hero Quotes
Submitted: 2008-01-10 15:10:55
The following are a list of quotes from 'Guitar Hero' for the Xbox. Just before you start a song during the loading sequence you are presented with a random quote. Being quite funny, related and applicable in some cases Harley suggested we add them here, so here you go:- Your mom doesn't count as a fan. AND THIS BIRD YOU CANNOT CHANGE!!!
- The part you're looking for is "Solo I" in practice mode.
- Remember: NO STAIRWAY
- Dropping your pants on stage does not deploy star power.
- Man, you must really like Freebird
- Shouting "Star Power" is as good a method as any.
- If your drummer is too tired for an encore he's too tired for the after party.
- We are not responsible if you two end up hating each other.
- Throw your undies on stage, no wait you're underage
- Wearing a bucket on your head will not improve your chances of beating this song. Or maybe it will.
- There only needs to be one guy in the band with a mohawk
- If the audience are shouting for an encore, and you have no songs left, do not, under any circumstances, try to just jam
- If you're neighbors tell you you're music is too loud, turn it higher until they move away.
- Alright, they're not heckling you this time!
- In Cooperative you're both winners, unless you're both losers.
- If you have a road crew, it's called HAULING equipment. Otherwise, it's called schlepping.
- Made in Mexico was actually made in Rhode Island, the ocean state.
- try out the hammer ons & pull offs, they really work. WE PROMISE.
- If the crowd is shouting for an encore, but the sound guy is shaking his head, ignore him and play anyway
- Life for a musician is hard, but for a drummer, it's nearly impossible
- You need a minifridge in your practice space. It's more important than a bassist
- Don't have the Encore listed on your set list. They'll know you had it planned.
- It takes a REALLY long time to drive a van through Nebraska.
- TURN IT UP!
- A band is the dysfunctional family you choose
- If the staff is flipping the chairs... you have missed your chance for an encore
- Don't wear your guitar higher than your belt. You're not in The Beatles.
- You know at some point you will want to consider buying a real guitar.
- If someone calls a Band Meeting, Something bad is going to happen.
- Half man, half machine...Bang Camaro runs on Dude Power.
- Dizzy from the fumes, white knuckled, holding the wheel hostage a dirty old cadillac barrels towards hell with a brick on the gas pedal. That handsome devil.
- 11 IS louder than 10.
- If anyone insists on wearing a white belt, kick them out of the band.
See if you can guess which applies to whom!
(438 words)
- Posted by Alex Hall
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Brian of Nazareth
3 Feb, 2012
"Don't wear your guitar higher than your belt."
Well, Uli Jon Roth has frequently worn his guitar higher than his belt, and he (along with Ritchie Blackmore) could easily be considered the godfather of the shred guitar. Bottom line: it's not how you LOOK playing your guitar, but how you SOUND!
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Rich
If the audience are shouting for an encore, and you have no songs left, do not, under any circumstances, try to just jam - or infact play chasing cars with random drunk strangers